I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face